"I'M WAY TOO GOOD TO PREPARE FOR MY RADIO SHOW"

If you don't have time to prepare for your radio show, why bother to show up?

"Oh, I can just wing it. Only beginners waste their time with show prep."

To quote a high school classmate of mine (obviously inspired by The Marx Brothers) who loudly (and memorably) protested a particularly inane statement by our Civics teacher:

"Horsefeathers!"

Professionals prepare.

Amateurs pray for inspiration.