ANOTHER RADIO ACCOUNT EXEC DRIVEN TO TEARS

From The People Who Don't Quite Get The Joke Department:

Dear Dan, I am almost weeping, I am laughing so hard. I just created a "really bad commercial" using your proven and time-tested Bad Commercial Generator.

Bill Phenix/WXRV 92.5 The River

At a seminar a couple of years ago, a radio station production director told me he'd gotten a good laugh out of it, too. So much so that he went into his Sales Manager's office and said, "You've gotta see this."

He showed the GSM the Bad Commercial Generator and — the PD swears this is true — the GSM responded, "Wow! And it's free??"