CALLING IN THE ARMY TO MAKE A BED

I have stayed in thousands of hotel rooms in 36 countries. But I've never stayed at a hotel where Housekeeping is even sloppier and more incompetent than I am at making a bed.

Until a couple of months ago, when I spent a week at Spangdahlem Lodging (Germany).

It was so bad that I turned to the U.S. Army for help.